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For years, they have endured in seclusion, training under the ultra violet rays of the exotic tropical Caribbean Sun. Now, for the first time, in many years, they are attempting to reveal their most inaccurate readings to re-enact their never before accurate predictions of your monthly horoscopes to fulfill the insecurities in your life.

"Never has astrology been brought to such a level of confusion"--toiletguy

Fthat! is honored to present your monthly horoscope people:

BEACH BABE:

BEACH BUM

 

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