Remedial Critique

F exclusive!
Found presidential document!

F News’ crack investigative team, while looking for a sandwich in Bush speechwriter Karl Rove’s garbage, found this document, which outlines the “magic formula” used by Bush’s advisers for his generic speeches. F News passes on this valuable resource to show that anyone (even if they got a “C” in foreign relations in college) with a powerful father can start a war in a foreign land without convincing justification of why he should be doing so.

By Maureen Murphy
and Rebecca Kramer

presidential letter